Sugar Makes Me HOT!!!

Literally. Hot As In I Feel Like Freezing My Hairy Arse By Sitting Butt Naked On Antarctic Ice. Because For The Past 3 Days I've Been Consuming 1.5 Litres Of Sugar Per Day. No Shit. Yesterday I Finished A Bottle Of Sprite, Which Contains 11g Of Sugar Per 100ml. Today I Finished A Bottle Of Vanilla Coke, Which Like Sprite And It's Ordinary Counterpart, Also Has 11g Of Sugar For Every 100ml. And Tomorrow, The Way Things Are Going, I'm Expecting To Finish A Bottle Of Mountain Dew That Has A Whopping 12.5g Of Sugar In 100ml.

Damn I'm Gonna Regain All The Weight That My Depression Made Me Lose.

And Yeah. There You Are. Mountain Dew Is Officially The Sweetest Soft Drink. And Not Freaking 100-Plus For Goodness Sakes. Really, Wherever You Heard That Rumour Just Cast It Back Where It Came From. It's Just Got Like, 6.5g If I Remember Correctly.

And Also, I'm Gonna Bathe 3 Times A Day Because Of This.

Damn It Feels Like Chinese New Year All Over Again.

And Ironically, I'm Taking A Hot Cup Of Milo To Hopefully Aid Me In Falling Asleep Because I Ran Out Of Cough Mixture. Because Milk From 7-11 Is Only Worth Buying When You Think Anything There Is Worth Twice The Usual Price. Hell, I Payed Almost RM5 For A Bloody Bottle Of Sprite That I Can Get In Tesco For What, RM2.50?

Well, Adieu To Y'all. When All This Is Done I SWEAR I'm Gonna Get A Lifetime Supply Of Sleeping Pills.