Sunday, December 19, 2010

Doomed To Doom Thyself

Again I Am Going To Point Out That Blind People Know Not What Blinded Them In The First Place.

Before It's Too Late, That Is.

I'm SO Riled Up Now Because The Blind Have Tried To Say That Carbon Dating Is Bullshit. They Tried To Deny The Magnificent Discoveries And Creations Of Mankind. Their Argument Is To Say That We All Spawned From A Log And Our Creations Like The Magnificent Convenience That Is Mobile Phones Or The Technological Marvel That Is The F-22A Raptor Or The Bugatti Veyron All Just Manifested Out Of Thin Air.

I Bet That Imaginary Fool Up There, Who Even If Existed Decomposed So Long Ago Nothing Remains, Does Not Know What A V8 Engine Is. So To Try To Find Out, I Did Ask. And Yes. Not Only Did He Not Know What A V8 Engine Is, He Didn't Even Know (And I Doubt He Knows Now) What An Engine Is. Or A Bugatti Veyron. And He Thought Carbon Dating Was A Holiday Package To Europe.

Many People Say 'I Was Blind, But Now I See'. Personally I Think You Better Go See A Doctor Because Hallucinations Are A Sign Of Possible Schizophrenia.

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I've Finished 'The World According To Clarkson' And I'm Regretting It Now. Not Because I Still Have A Paper Tomorrow But Because The Book Is So Hilarious That It's The Only Other Thing That Cheers Me Up When I Absolutely Have To Axemurder Poeple.

Adieu To Y'all And See Y'all Soon. It's Been Too Long.

P.S.: The Supposed Greatest Feeling In The World Is The Ultimate Worst For Me Thanks To The Excessively Blinding Light. Hopefully The Darkness Will Help Me Regain My Vision.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

(Fall)Out Of Place

It Would Seem That The Law On P2P Mentioned Before Has Been Passed, And Well, Let's Just Say That Things Don't Look Too Good From Here On Out.

Can't Say It's Unexpected Though. In A World Where Honour, Justice, Virtue And Kindness Were A Thing Of The Past, It Seems That We Are Going Even Further Back Than That, That Is The Time When The Only Thing That Mattered Was The Survival Of The Fittest, Only With A Twist. Today It Is Known As The ‘Survival Of The Richest’ Where Only The Rich Survive And The Richest Of The Rich Rule. So I’m Not So Surprised Anymore That Some People Will Stop At Nothing Until Their Bank Account Balance Has More Numbers Than Their Bank Account Number, Even If This Means Others Will Have To Sell A House To Afford Something That Has The ‘Original’ Stamp Somewhere On It, In Which That Stamp Itself Might Cost No More Than A Toothpick.

Rant Number 2

It’s Ironic, Really, How People Are Inclined To Tell Others How To Live Their Lives, And These People, More Often Than Not, Are The Very Ones That Have Played A Major Role In Destroying It. That Said,I Will Not Condemn The Elders For Ordering Their Pawns Around ‘For Their Own Good’ Nor Will I Scorn ‘Friends’ Who Tell People To Rob The Poor To Feed The Rich ‘Out Of Concern’. This Is, After All, Human Nature. It Is Very Natural Indeed For Us To Want Others To Imitate Ourselves Because We Assume What Works For Us Will Work For Others As Well, Because Others Are Just Like Us; Human. It’s Like Telling A Gambler To Go All Out Because When You Had A Hand Like His You Were Winning. Or A Coolie Telling A Rich Kid How Hard He Has To Work To Afford A Cup Of Coffee. Yeah, Right. The Kid’s Parents Could Afford To Buy The Atlantic Ocean For All You Know.

That Is Why, The Best Of My Friends Are Those Whom I Go Out With, Craptalk About Everything (Each Other Even, Sometimes), Hell, Do Everything True Friends Do To Each Other, The Only Exception Being Telling Each Other How To Live Life. And I Really Can't Wait To Do All Of That All Over Again With Them After My Exams Are Over.

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I’d Probably Be Happier If I Believed In Fate/Destiny And Told Myself That This Rotten Timetable For Next Semester And Exams Was Just Due To Bad Luck Instead Of Some Retard Setting Them The Way They Did. Then Again, It Might Probably Be Less Agonizing To Shoot Myself In The Head. Also, It Seems That Being Depressed Is Having A Mental Disorder. Then, In Other Words, My Dream Came True, Only That I’m Not Mentally Ill Enough To Kill Whoever Deserves My Wrath And Walk Away Scott-Free.

Adieu To Y’all. And More Of The World According To Clarkson For Me.

Monday, December 6, 2010

New Fallout; New Fallacy

I Have Finally Decided That I Will Give Up The Futility Of 'Not Fishing For Sympathy', Because Even If I Would Try To Make My Posts As 'Public-Servicy' As Possible, It Would Never Have Come Up At All Without It First Affecting Me. So In The End It's All For Naught. But Hey, At Least This Is A Sign Of My Youth (Or Rather, Immaturity). Because It Was An Ideal. It Still Is, Actually, And Will Probably Remain One 'Till The End Of Time. And Beyond, Even.

So Much For Majoring In Psychology; You Get The Benefit Of Slapping Yourself With A Fishtail So Hard, People'd Think Bowties Are Now Tattooed Straight Onto The Face Instead Of Worn Around The Collar. Well, On The Bright Side, You're Setting The New Trend.

But Anyway, The Reason I'm Staying Up So Late When I Really Wanna Just Drop Dead On The Bed Is To RANT! With Full Caps Complete With The Exclamation Mark. "What? You're Gonna Rant On Your Blog? You Mad, Crazy Fool, You." Yes. My Immature Head Has Just Figured Out That That's What Personal Blogs Are For. So If I Don't Continue Fishing My 100kg Tuna Here I Won't Be Able To Do It Anywhere Else Without Being Critizised For The Wrong Reasons.

So Here Goes, Rant Number 1

Recently There's News About How Malaysian ISPs Are Gonna Terminate Users Who Use P2P. And This Was Forced Onto Them By The Empty-Headed Head Of RIM (Recording Industry Association of Malaysia) To 'Curb Piracy'. Well, Curbing Piracy Is Alright And All, But That Coming From The Bunch Of People Who Forced The Citizens To Resort To Piracy In The First Place Is Laughable, If Not Downright Ironic.

The Number One Reason (IMO At Least) That People Resort To Piracy Is Because The Original Stuff Are So Hard To Find, It's Probably Easier To Strike The 6D Than To Find The Non-Mainstream Stuff. A Very Good Example Will Be Music CDs. Sure, Its Easy To Find CDs Of International Artists Like MCR, Josh Groban Simple Plan And The Likes But What Of Those Who Prefer Japanese Music? And Even For Japanese Music There's Only The Mainstream Ones Like Ayumi Hamasaki, Namie Amuro, Utada Hikaru. So How About The More Alternative Ones? I Swear I Have Never Seen Albums Of T.M. Revolution, m.o.v.e, See-Saw, FictionJunction, Not Even Nami Tamaki Before. And ONLY ONCE, Out Of Sheer Luck Have I Seen A Mika Nakashima Album, And Everytime I Think Of It The Regret Of Not Buying It At That Time Is More Agonizing Than Gringing My Every Single Tooth To Dust.

Then There's The Supposed 'Original' DVDs. Screw Them. Sure, It Has The Original Stamp On Them, But Everytime I Decided I Should Buy An Original Anime DVD Back Home, I Get Rewarded With Subtitles So Bad The People Responsible For It Themselves Wouldn't Understand Half Their Own Work, And That Is Already An Overstatement. What's Worse, There's This Watermark That Says, Subbed, Coded By 'So-And-So' Fansub. So What, The 'Originals' Are Just Ripped Off From Some Fansub Which Clearly Mentions 'This Is A Free Fansub, Not For Sale' On Their Works And Then People Are Made To Buy Them Because Downloading Direct From The Fansub Is An Act Of Piracy!? Heck, I Might As Well Learn The Language And Just Stream Japanese TV.

Then There's The Price. It's No Secret That Malaysian Tax Is So High That Whatever Anyone Buys, The Tax Collected From It Is Enough To Buy A Second One. Literally 100% Tax. So Since We Can't Find It In Our Local Stores We Have To Go Import Directly From Japan Or Whatever The Country Of Origin Is For Your Product, Get It No Cheaper And Waste That Much More Time.

Seriously. These Money-Grubbing Cash-Addicts Aren't Doing Anything About The Smaller Steps Like Stopping Junkies Breaking Car Windows And Stealing Laptops But They're Taking The 'Big' Step Of Curbing Piracy? Nonsense, I Say. There's No Doubt That They'd Be Breaking Car Windows Themselves If They Can Justify That As 'Curbing Piracy', For The Sake Of The Extra Cash.

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Lately I've Gotten Hooked On Watching Top Gear, And Have Developed This Liking To Jeremy Clarkson's Blunt Honesty And Brutal Sarcasm. And I Happened To Stumble Upon A Book Titled 'The World According To Clarkson' Which Seems Like A Compilation Of Some Of His Articles. No Doubt I Bought It. And So Please Forgive Me If I Fail Miserably In Imitating His Snide Style. Which I Expect To.

Adieu To Y'all. And Kiss The Selfless Ian 'IMD!!!' Chee Goodbye, Forever.