Witness The Moment YOUR FAILURES PROSPER!!!

Man I Miss DMC3SE. Totally Crushed My Unrealistic Dream That Game Pirates Were Doing The People Good By Telling The Government That Their Tax Is WAAAAY Off Practicality. Well, Maybe They Are Unwittingly, But After DMC3SE It's Clear That It Was Never Their Intention.

All Of A Sudden I Remember What Ms Geraldine Told Us About People Who Are Different. Not All Of Them Are Really Different, But They Just Want That Extra Attention. It's Kinda Like The Reality Behind The 'Great Minds Think Alike' Bullshit. Still Remember The Example She Gave; Some Kid Hated Harry Potter Just Purely Because Almost Everyone Else Liked It. And When He Found Someone As Attention Seeking As He Is He Just Goes "Oh, You Too?" And Then The 2 Idiotas Jump For Joy And With Perfect Unison, Chant Out The Phrase I Just Quoted Above. Okay The Last Part I Made It Up. But The Fact Remains That Some People Want To Be Different When They Are Not. And These Kinds Of People, Deep Down Inside, Don't Want To Be THAT Different After All.

What About Me? Well, I've Yet To Encounter Someone Who Sees The World The Way I Do, So I Don't Really Know If I'd End Up Doing The U2 Dance So Yeah, It Remains To Be Seen.

Right. Why The Dark Title? It's Part Of The Lyrics Of Devil May Cry 3's 1st Battle Theme. Which Reminds Me Of One Question I Don't Think Will Ever Be Answered. Not Without Frustrating Me With The Lack Of Logic Behind The Reason, At Least.

And The Question Is: WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO TO A CRAPPY DARK, AIR-CONDITIONED ROOM TO SHARE SALIVA STAINED MICS WITH THEIR FRIENDS AS THEY YELL THEIR LUNGS OUT WITH THEIR OUT-OF-KEY VOICES!?

The Only Explanation I Can Think Of Is That They Do That Solely For The Sake Of Being There During The Priceless Moment Where The Friend(s) Make A Fool Of Themselves. And I Honestly Respect These People. To An Extent. Because They Can Bring Themselves To Do Something I Could Never Do, And That Is To See Only On The Bright Side And Totally Disregard The Other, In This Case, To Only Know That Their Friends Made A Fun Of Themselves And That Gives You The Chance To Laugh Till Your Jaws Remain Permanently Open, While Ignoring The Fact That Their Mouths Can't Close Either When You Go A Few Octaves Too High When You Hit Them High Notes.

I Would Personally Do It At Home. If You So Love To Sing, You Only Need To Shut The Windows And Doors Tight And You Can Be The One Singing For However Long You Want, Don't Have To Take Turns, No One's Gonna Laugh At You, And Best Of All, YOU DON'T PAY A SINGLE CENT!

I Don't Really Know About Them, But As Far As I Know, People Are Laughing AT You, And Not WITH You, When You're Being Stupid.

Maybe That's What Got Me So Depressed For Almost 2 Full Decades. Goodness, The Burden Of Knowledge. Maybe Ignorance Really IS Bliss, After All.

So Today's The Last Day Of Exams For My Fellow Friends Taking Cultural. Which I Quite Like Personally, Given That It's Quite The Way To Oppose The Federal Constitution's Thing About Not Letting People Preach Religion In Public Save Islam. And Though I Say Opposing, It's Still Very Much Within Whatever's Set Because, Well, It's Not Exactly Public After All.

That Aside, Happy Holidays To Said Friends Of Mine. Maybe You'd Even See Me In The Newspapers For Being A Total Loony Before The Next Sem Begins. Because I Know I Plan To Do Some Crazy Stuff. Happens Every Time I Get Depressed. Because The Motto Of The Period Is (To) 'Live Life Dangerously, Because That's What It Means To Be Alive'.

That Said, I'm Taking The First Meal Of The Day At 7p.m. And It's Pure Coincidence That I Woke Up 12 Hours Before That. And Speaking Of 12, I Fell Asleep At 12 Midnight. Something I Thought Won't Actually Be Possible For Quite A While.

So Before I Go, Here's A Line From GTA San Andreas That Changed My Life Forever. Well, Sort Of.

"You're All The Same. Fuck This, Fuck That. Well, Fuck You!"

Adieu To Y'all. Once Again, With The Purest Of Sincerity From This Dark Heart, Happy Holidays.