Spiced Up Death

In Case Y'all Haven't Noticed, Exams Turn Me Into A Very Morbid Person. Especially So When You Have A Subject Like 'Pengajian Malaysia', Which Is An 'Upgraded For Higher Education' Version Of History. Worth Noting That The Past Killed Me Enough Times For Me To Hate It More Than A Sucky Future.

Proves That Some Invigilators Are Really Either Sleeping On The Job, Or Are Utter Morons. Hell, I Bet A Brainless Stag Beetle Is Smarter Than They Are Sometimes. Why? Because:

"Do Not Tear Any Paper From The Answer Booklet Unless Otherwise Instructed," Reads Fool From Laminated Script.

HELLO~~~ In Case You Haven't Noticed, It's 'Pengajian Malaysia' Where The Bloody Answer Sheet Is A Singe Piece Of Paper! At Least Notice This One Major Detail Before Going Autopilot, Man.

Unless That Was A Robot Up There Holding A Mike With The Script As The Only Pre-Programmed Dialogue It Is Capable Of. Then It Makes You Wonder What Was The Use Of Holding The Script.

And Bad News For You, Le-Anne Teo, Our UTAR Library's 3rd Floor Has Been Used To Hold Exams. Which Reminds Me Of Something Else:

"Please Do Not Leave The Exam Hall During The First And Last 30 Minutes," Continues Fool.

WAKE UP, YO! 'Tis Not Even A Hall. More Like A Hallway Here Where You Reach The Top Of The Stairs And There's No Door For You To Open And Voila, There's Your Seat For The Exam.

From This I Conclude That UTAR Doesn't Mind Hiring Very Interesting People; Down Syndromes And Language Retards Who Have Obviously Suffered From Fatal And Permanent Head Damage.

So Yeah, 2 More Papers. And With That, Let Me Lie Down In My Coffin While Some One Else Hammers The Nails In And Cements It Shut.

Until I Rise Again, Adieu To Y'all.